Anna Macfarlane

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst

It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too. Animal shirts, tees, hats, oh my:
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My weekend plans are going to look a lot like this. Me. Bag of donuts. Naps. kidsaretheworst

57 Minutes ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


And I bet you'll never let them play on your iPhone or give them candy. Super excited to see your kids someday. kidsaretheworst

12 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Oh it's on now, kid. You started and now I've got to act like something is going to happen. Ummm, you get an extra chore. Yeah, that's it. You shouldn't have started with me. You better stop or you're gonna get another chore or something. kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I'm just saying, maybe you're DIY-ing wrong. Especially with all that blood. Pretty sweet note, @kaylaaimee even though a bit troubling. 😉🤣🤣 kidsaretheworst (PKCs AnyoneSeeAUterus MyChildKnewHowToSpellWhenTheyWere10MonthsOld)

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Health food, amirite? kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Someone could make a million dollars giving this option for school photos. Or a million doll hairs. Either way, who wants to start a Kickstarter with me? Follow @howtobeadad for more genius-ness like this. kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


You know, the kind of challenge that gets everyone kicked out of the store. NordstromSale 📷: @rachel__elder kidsaretheworst (PKCs: IWorkedRetailAndHatedWhenThisHappened ThisIsWhyYouShouldHaveAFullTimeNanny ShopTilYouDropAmIRight IWillNeverTakeMyKidsShopping WhenIHaveKids BecauseIAlreadyKnowHowToRaiseKidsBecauseIUsedToBabysit)

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Reason 4623d to have kids: random laughter. I'm just gonna leave this here and whisper you're welcome as you play it on loop and try not to smile. kidsaretheworst but duh, it's hyperbole.

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Follow @simoncholland so he will stop making my life a meme. Also, why are most animated movies so bad? How many people had to sign off on those storylines? It's so confusing. kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Perspective, you know?! So I wrote a little something about comparing and social media and got a little vulnerable about my mysterious health condition. It's a bit all over the place, but it's all from the heart and all meant to be supportive and real. If you have a second, it's via the link in my profile. Hope you have a great day and find some good times and laughter. I'll be inside where there is air conditioning and snacks. 😘😘 kidsaretheworst but also @thingsaretheworst @dogsaretheworst and @annaistheworst 🙈😂 and happypioneerday to my fellow Utahns.

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"She isn't wearing her pjs, why are you doing that in your pjs?" kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be tired and hot and cranky and frustrated and moody again." ✊️🌬 Remember when we were all excited to sleep in and stay up late and just hang out and enjoy each other? Remember when we were like "thanks, teachers. We will take it from here"? Remember how fresh and innocent we were back in the late Spring? Well, fiddledeedee, that was cute. kidsaretheworst When does school start for you?

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


This furry butt creature will knock your butt off and lays butt instead of giving birth to their young! Sounds legit. ButtMomWeWereJustKidding 📷: @shisobastos kidsaretheworst (PKCs ButtIsNotANiceWord MyKidsWouldNeverBeSoInappropriate WeNeverUsePottyWords)

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Summer with kids at home has us all going a little crazy. We seriously play this @skipmarley song "Calm Down" every day in our house. It totally chills us ALL out even when we are hopped up on snow cones and soft serve (which is every day lately). Whatever it takes for sanity, am I right? ad kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


It's amazing what you can get done on the throne. More gems like this over on: @THINGSARETHEWORST 🙌

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Alternate caption: pour some bottle on me, yeah, in the name of love. cantgetenough rockon kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My Rhett and I always have a good time at Target. ESPECIALLY when I see back-to-school supplies. And when he keeps snagging my Starbucks refresher (blended with ice and a little coconut milk... hello! So good!). Also, shout out to all the teachers. Many of whom commented on my Stories last night that this made them sad. 😂 Sorry. Ish. Anyone want to guess if I bought the furry hamburger keychain? Yeah or nay? GloryGlory SchoolIsComing kidsaretheworst targetdoesitagain (PKCs YouShouldNotSupportTarget BecauseOfSomeReasonAndHereItIs YoureMeanToWantYourKidsBackInSchool YourSonShouldntDrinkYourDrink WhatIfHeHasHandFootMouth YourVoiceIsAnnoying DudeIKnow) 😂🙈

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I don't know why, but every night this week I have NEEDED to eat multiple pieces of white bread (grannysycamore for those who can get it) after the kids were in bed. And, maybe not coincidentally, my dreams have been amazing. whitebreadforever kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


So THAT is how babies have such soft skin. YouMissedASpot 📷: @broughkate kidsaretheworst (PKCs --Preemptive Killjoy Comments-- YouShouldHaveLocksOnYourDrawers ThisIsReallyDangerousAndNotFunny MySistersAuntInLawHadABabyGetPinkEyeFromDoingThis )

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


When swimming is life. IWannaBeAPruneWhenIGrowUp (📹 credit: I cannot find who sent this to me. Please LMK) kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago