I'm sick. Being that I'm a mother, I don't get a day off to sleep and watch movies. People get days off? Inconceivable. And because I'm a social media strategist, I also need to keep the posts coming. Because social media doesn't get a day off. Can you imagine? Inconceivable. And that's they way we like our social connections. Hope you all stay well or get well and have time to play this weekend. Tell me some of your favorite accounts that I can check out while perusing from sick bed. You know, in between driving kids around, laundry, emails, and asking everyone to lower their voices. But seriously, what are some great Instagram accounts you like? #kidsaretheworst

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This is the same laugh I have when I eat chocolate. And have the house to myself. And get to choose the Netflix movie. #kidsaretheworst

14 Hours ago

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So... I don't speak Spanish... EDIT: apparently my Spanish is muy rusty because I've been informed that this stepmom is crazy. Ha! So, learn from my mistakes and don't post #momgoals on a stepmother to a wheelchair-bound girl who is kissing the boy the stepmother is having an affair with. Also, I need to start watching novellas. 🤣 #RealMomGoals #TimeToLearnSpanish #kidsaretheworst

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What I wore carpool! You know how I like to keep it real here on #kidsaretheworst. Sometimes when I am taking my kids to school, I can't believe what I wear out of the house! I hope my car doesn't break down because I don't want anyone to see me. So, naturally, I take and post a picture of myself in said outfit for a quarter of a million people to see! Makes perfect sense! Not to let the fashion Instagrammer's take all of the credit for great outfits, I thought it would be fun to put together a new hashtag for carpool outfits! WantToJoinMe? (Answer: OF COURSE YOU DO!) Just tag your photo #CPOOTD (CarPool Outfit Of The Day) or #WIWCP (What I Wore CarPool) and tag @kidsaretheworst in your photo to join this Instagram fashion revolution. I will feature your snazziest ensembles and spread the latest in mom couture.

2 Days ago

You like me. You really like me. I'd like to thank the Academy... of Pinterest for giving me recipes to choose from. 'Ppreciate ya! #kidsaretheworst

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And then I enjoy "me time" for the 15 minutes that I can keep my eyes open. #kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago

I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. Time for a movie and gummy bears, I think. For everyone. #kidsaretheworst

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Was I always this jumpy? Or has motherhood made me ridiculously reactive? #kidsaretheworst

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The one thing I always remember is that something has always been forgotten. Come follow my other account @THINGSARETHEWORST for all the worst stuff to make you laugh. #kidsaretheworst

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When people force THEIR resolutions on you. Like, glad you aren't eating sugar anymore, honey, don't mind my pan of Rice Krispie Treats. #kidsaretheworst

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