Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

20 Hours ago

When you put eyebrows on your dog but you didn't need to because he was already a grumpy old man.

22 Hours ago

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Me when someone brings me food.

1 Days ago

Ladies, your date has arrived. Tag your single friends!

1 Days ago

If I did this I'd be arrested for public indecency. He does it and he gets a belly rub. 🙄

2 Days ago

When u mad but bae asks if you want food.

2 Days ago

"Back in my day I only had one toy, and it was a stick."

2 Days ago

Someone told me I was delusional. I was so shocked that I almost fell off my unicorn.

3 Days ago

Nose envy, featuring Bryn.

3 Days ago

Me: "I'd love to hang out, but I have so much to do!" Also me:

4 Days ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the biggest derp of all?

4 Days ago

When you go to work on a Monday but you're hungover and want everyone to leave you alone.

4 Days ago

If this hasn't been you at least once in your life you aren't living. #fact

5 Days ago

Yes, we did go to Kmart today. How'd you guess? 😂😂 #kmartnz

5 Days ago

Let's face it, everything I buy for myself eventually ends up on a dog. Like my @biffy_clyro pins. 🙄

6 Days ago

I'm not sure but I think he might want me to throw it. 😂

6 Days ago

When you chase the damn ball but he never threw it and these shenanigans are honestly driving you to drink.

7 Days ago

It's neither Digby or Alo but we got to stay with Bryn over Christmas. His faces: priceless.

8 Days ago

I'm sorry, I can't adult today.

8 Days ago
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